A. Because man is full of sin and corruption.
Q. Why is the world broken?
A. A state of rest unknown to me.
Q. What are the stars?
A. Clouds and the reflection of the ocean.
Q. Why can't I write poetry?
A. They're jerks.
Q. Why do teenagers wear their pants around their ankles?
A. Because man is harsh and the weather's strange.
Q. What are unicorns?
A. Because it just doesn't come naturally.
Q. Why aren't you wearing pants?
A. The light of those we've lost, so we know they're watching over us.
Q. What is the sky?
A. Because they think it's cool and don't know what a belt is.
Q. What are books?
A. The better question is why are you?
Q. Why is the word so cold?
A. A passage into another world through words.
